Sports coverage today feels broken. Too many hot takes for the sake of attention. Too many headlines built for clicks instead of honest conversation. Everywhere you look, it feels like outrage and sensationalism matter more than the actual game.

That is why we started Washed Up Sports Guys.

We are here to give honest, blunt takes from people who genuinely love sports. No fake debates. No manufactured drama. Just real opinions, real conversations, and coverage from every corner of the sports world.

At the end of the day we are just fans who are tired of the noise and wanted to build something real.

About Us

WatchDog: Loves ball. Cannot get enough no matter how niche. WatchDog himself is an Illinois State Football Champion and former Division 1 and Division 2 athlete. He has also dabbled in the pro ranks signing multiple Arena Football contracts.

@WashedUpGuys on twitter

Rally Cig: Former D1 Army Football Player. HS State Champ (because of course). CFB/NHL Masshole Getting nerds & analytics out of sports. Shrink the game.

@_TheRally_Cig on twitter

Meet the Team

The Maniac: Profitable MMA Gambler who is Third Party Tracked. Illinois State Football Champion. D3 Football National Championship Runner Up. Jiu-Jitsu White Belt.

@maniacbetsmma on twitter

Khlone: Former JuCo Champ and D2 water boy. Khlone finds himself watching all sports but fell in love with soccer from playi9ng FIFA. He takes his vitamins every day and was editor-in-chief of his high school newspaper.